oh, hey dude..

surf4ces:

omfg

You telling me that you’re going to put our property on your company’s “do not stay” list because you can’t seem to be okay with OUR cancellation policy is supposed to make me “work with you..”

Fuck your company. We don’t want your asshole employees staying here anyway. Stop throwing the name of your company out like I’m going to be like “omg I didn’t know, I’m so sorry, sure I’ll go against our policies and get yelled at for not selling out just to please you..” And repeatedly telling me that you’re going to make sure none of your employees stay here isn’t going to change my mind. Go fuck yourself.

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

truedragonnutz:

Me talking to customers.

truedragonnutz:

Me talking to customers.

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants