oh, hey dude..

confessionsofahotelworker:

There is a family group staying with us for the weekend. All together they are occupying 16 rooms. Because of this they believe they are entitled to do as they please. And that all of the staff must wait on them hand and foot.

Tonight I asked their children to exit the pool at 10 pm then again…

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

Pretty flowers.. maybe daisies..
boyvstheworld:

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

look at that blast though, FUCK anything to do with the ocean and all that

boyvstheworld:

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

look at that blast though, FUCK anything to do with the ocean and all that

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I feel like I hate this blue because as a kid falling asleep to Disney VHS movies I woke up to this color screen angry and confused.

babelincolns:

"Champagne?"